Oh you want proof. Okay.
I snapped off some photos on my mobile phone - yes for some reason our phone provider works better in space than it does on earth - any way.
There was a whole group of them in their little domed ships with coloured buttons:
The leader of the aliens was farely innocent looking:She was driving the main ship with her friend Sparky. I thought everything was going to be okay and then she started talking - and wouldn't stop. She talks about every thing and anything, I don't know how she doesn't pass out from lack of oxygen! Talk about a Jabber-Jaws! Then came her little Second In Command:
Oh yeah she's cute all right, but don't get too sucked in, she can stink out a room in seconds, drool all over you and has two ferocious teeth! Oh and her smile will make you melt! I managed to catch a closeup of the Ship's Leader:This one has a wicked laugh and the uncanny ability to manipulate you into doing anything!
So our trip was taking a while, I have no idea why they needed me (probably to clean their spaceship no doubt), but I was offered lunch - hmm interesting to say the least. They eat frogs, and swamp jelly. Look!I told you they ate frogs - little brown ones, even the lily's from the pond. I don't know what he was looking so happy about, but I wasn't sticking around for dinner!
I lost it - ran screaming around the room and managed to con my way back to earth with the promise of Mars Bars and Ice Cream - turned out to be a favourite. So now I'm back on Earth and warning everyone - keep your eye out for these two, they could be visiting your place next!